Grunkle Stan

Stanley "Stan" Pines, also known as Grunkle Stan and the assumed identity Stanford Pines, is a main character in the 2012 Disney Channel/Disney XD animated series Gravity Falls, created and voiced by the series creator Alex Hirsch.

Humor: 11/10
Kindness: 6/10
IQ: 4/10
EQ: 5/10
Sincerity: -5/10

Total: 21/50

Mabel Pines

Mabel Pines is a fictional character and one of the two protagonists of the Disney Channel/Disney XD animated series Gravity Falls. The character is voiced by Kristen Schaal, and designed by the series creator, Alex Hirsch. She is inspired by Hirsch's own twin sister, Ariel Hirsch.

Humor: 7/10
Kindness: 15/10
IQ: 5/10
EQ: 12/10
Sincerity: 7/10

Total: 46/50

The Best Character in Gravity Falls is...

With a whopping score of 46/50, Mabel is the best character in Gravity Falls! (also becuase Rick and Morty are not in fact part of the Gravity Falls Universe) (and also Bill is diqualified)

Humor: 7/10
Kindness: 15/10
IQ: 5/10
EQ: 12/10
Sincerity: 7/10

Total: 46/50

Morty Smith

Mortimer Chauncey "Morty" Smith Sr. is one of the eponymous characters of the American Animated Series wait. This isnt Gravity Falls. What is Morty doing here??

Humor: 0/10
Kindness: 5/10
IQ: 0/10
EQ: 0/10
Sincerity: 0/10

Total: 5/50

Rick Sanchez

Rick!? Well that explains how Morty got here. Go on, scedaddle back to dimension C-137, your adventure here is done!

Humor: ∞/10
Kindness: ∞/10
IQ: ∞/10
EQ: ∞/10
Sincerity: ∞/10

Total: ∞/50

Bill Cipher

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Humor: 𒈔/10
Kindness: 𒅒/10
IQ: 𒄆/10
EQ: 𒇫/10
Sincerity: ꩜/10

Total: ☣︎/50

Who is the best character in Gravity Falls?

While some may argue that this is a relative question that varies from person to person, that is incorrect. There is only one answer and in order to prove it I will be scoring each character on the following five categories: humor, kindness, IQ, EQ, and sincerity.